March 2012
“It’s no good pretending that winning isn’t marvellous, I speak as a life-long...”
– Diana Mitford, Lady Mosley, in a letter to her sister Deborah Cavendish, Dowager Duchess of Devonshire (via acockeyedoptimist)
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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Mom: Was it you who told me the reason why Chris Brown left Whitney Houston's funeral early?
Me: I doubt it since I have no clue why Chris Brown would've been at her funeral.
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Oh I meant Bobby Brown..
Me: That makes more sense!
Mom: Sorry I was confusing my glorified beaters and abusers of women.
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“Russians go to the polls this weekend to vote for a new president, and by far...”
– lol. thanks news. duh. (via nom-chompsky)
Not necessarily the favorite candidate, but the only candidate who’s gonna win.
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buttsexington replied to your post: buttsexington replied to your post: Here’s the…
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buttsexington replied to your post: Here’s the deal
youtu.be/_0hTtsq…
OH. MY. GOD.
WHAT IS THIS PERFECTION!?
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handcuffsandbowties replied to your post: handcuffsandbowties replied to your post: No more…
YES!!!! Hahaha. Did you suffer?
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handcuffsandbowties replied to your post: No more songs you guys?
fuck you. I fell asleep. I have no idea what i missed. Did you refuse to do mine?
Your suggestion was Ke$ha right? I LISTENED YOU EVIL PREGNANT PERSON.
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a-life-nonplussed replied to your post: So my roommate and I are having a bad song duel
Nicki Minaj might help… rebecca black… you know, go all out. haha.
My roommate had already claimed those two.
BUT I WON.
starfleetgrad:
I hope Rick Santorum has to watch Vulcan implode while being chased by Vagina Monsters on Delta Vega.
So my roommate and I are having a bad song duel
It’s epic.
And so much fun.
I’ve utilized Tayler Swift, RedNex, Ke$ha, and Justin Bieber.
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