And…um…

“Come here rude boy [boy], can you get it up?”

Well, shit, what if he can’t? Call Julian Fellowes and he can write a scene to fix it, but still

“Come here rude boy [boy] is you big enough?” Paging Amb…never mind.

I thought most women didn’t want them to be too big, since width/girth is more likely to result in pleasure, especially considering how small the vagina is…

Or is she talking about something else? IDK. It’s Rihanna, so I assumed she was talking about the Rude Boy’s penis.

“Take it, take it, love me, love me”

Take what, exactly? I’m confused.

Maybe I should stop trying to analyze this song…