sallyjessyrofl:

randomestduckeva:

And…um…

“Come here rude boy [boy], can you get it up?”

Well, shit, what if he can’t? Call Julian Fellowes and he can write a scene to fix it, but still

“Come here rude boy [boy] is you big enough?” Paging Amb…never mind.

I thought most women didn’t want them to be too big, since width/girth is more likely to result in pleasure, especially considering how small the vagina is…

Or is she talking about something else? IDK. It’s Rihanna, so I assumed she was talking about the Rude Boy’s penis.

“Take it, take it, love me, love me”

Take what, exactly? I’m confused.

Maybe I should stop trying to analyze this song…

Vagina sizes vary. And length is needed for additional stimulation of the clitoris.

Wouldn’t it be easier to stimulate the clitoris with fingers? Plus, I had read that, in general, large penii can make for uncomfortable penetration, though of course, as you pointed out, vagina sizes vary.

Oh jeez…I can’t handle the head motion. It’s so hypnotic…