Duckton Abbey

"I've never cared to be ordinary." - Lwaxana Troi

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So I’m listening to Rihanna’s “Rude Boy”

sallyjessyrofl:

randomestduckeva:

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randomestduckeva:

And…um…

“Come here rude boy [boy], can you get it up?”

Well, shit, what if he can’t? Call Julian Fellowes and he can write a scene to fix it, but still

“Come here rude boy [boy] is you big enough?” Paging Amb…never mind.

I thought most women didn’t want them to be too big, since width/girth is more likely to result in pleasure, especially considering how small the vagina is…

Or is she talking about something else? IDK. It’s Rihanna, so I assumed she was talking about the Rude Boy’s penis.

“Take it, take it, love me, love me”

Take what, exactly? I’m confused.

Maybe I should stop trying to analyze this song…

Vagina sizes vary. And length is needed for additional stimulation of the clitoris.

Wouldn’t it be easier to stimulate the clitoris with fingers? Plus, I had read that, in general, large penii can make for uncomfortable penetration, though of course, as you pointed out, vagina sizes vary.

Oh jeez…I can’t handle the head motion. It’s so hypnotic…

I think oral stimulation as opposed to manual is better for achieving a clitoral orgasm. It’s difficult to stimulate manually when you’re having intercourse. And then of course there’s vaginal orgasms (just as good, but very different).

And, well…sometimes a little pain is enjoyable.

AND YES HRITHIK IS HYPNOTISING YOU WITH HIS SASSINESS.

Well, oral stimulation > manual stimulation makes sense, because you’re never going to be under/unlubricated. I suppose I’d never given much thought to the difficulty of manual stimulation (you know, what with the “Never having sex” thing) but I suppose you don’t want to be multitasking too much during intercourse. I mean, better to wholeass one thing than halfass multiple things. 

Now, which are more common, vaginal or clitoral orgasms?

I couldn’t think of anything to say about the pain, but, again, it makes some sense.

AND HRITHIK’S SASSINESS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO BEAR.

Clitoral is more common, for me at least. It varies with every woman. Some women rarely ever have any type of orgasm. Some dispute vaginal exist but I’ve, er, felt otherwise. Manual is good for foreplay.

HAHA HRITHIK KNOWS ALL THE SEX.

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    Clitoral is more common, for me at least. It varies with every woman. Some women rarely ever have any type of orgasm....
  3. foooolintherain said: BAHAHAHAHAHA DYING AT »>”Paging Amb…never mind.” tag that shit sean!
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